Why you little...

The other morning I must have irked the dog. She woke up at 6:30 am and I my alarm was set for 7 am, so I made her wait until the alarm went off before getting up. I go to let her outside to do her business, she takes two steps outside, squats down and pees on the mat we wipe our feet on when coming in from backyard. She then hops back inside and goes over to her food bowl with an "I want my breakfast now" look on her face. I'm still standing at the door with my mouth hanging open, thinking "why you little..."